constantly torn between “if it’s meant to be, it will be” and “if you want it, go get it”
i’ll only make a couple of characters and they’ll all have something important to do with each others plot!
ah i see youve noticed me walking in my pants made of windbreaker material
one time I had this dream that I logged on to amazon and my account had like negative four trillion dollars because i accidentally bought the city of Paris
A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK
You know when you’re little spoon and sleeping with someone and you wake up a little and scoot your butt and back towards them and they just so happen to be awake too and pull you in closer and you fall back asleep? Yeah. That.
You know when you’re the big spoon and sleeping with someone and you wake up and feel your little spoon scoot their butt back towards you then you pull them in closer and fall back asleep? Yeah. That.
Some of these are so awkward, and some are great, and there’s that one with the dad that’s just 100% heartbreaking.
I CAN NOT GET OVER THIS
how does 6 seconds have such a drastic plot twist
that time of year is approaching
scary lawn decorations
terrifying tv programs
people in costumes going door to door
Pregnant Ghost Bat having an ultrasound at Featherdale Wildlife Park
congrats it’s a bat
[delighted bat noises]
Am I doing this right
stay away from people who make you feel like you are hard to love
This is the most important thing I have ever read.