do u ever daydream about decorating ur first apartment bc i do
"Most girls that like snakes and weird animals are ugly" pardon me while I put my snake on my face to demonstrate the several fucks that none of us give
Allow me to join you with my snake scarf and lack of fucks
I don’t think I’d have a face left if I did what you guys were doing, but I want to play anyway.
don’t give even one tiny little fuck
NEIGH HOY MENOY
I was gonna reblog this either way but that last one made me want to reblog it even more
why celsius/centigrade is better than fahrenehenheit
- easier to spell
- all water below 0 is ice. easy and logical
- all water above 100 is steam. easy and logical
- if it’s 1 degree outside one day and 10 degrees the next you can literally say it’s 10x warmer and you aren’t even exaggerating
why farhenininheniehenhet is better than centigrate/celsius
- it isn’t
once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes
"So do you sell drugs?" "No I’m only five"
Panorama I took yesterday with my phone, please expand it to see it better.
Such polite barks
he gets up all excited the last time like YEAH I’M GONNA SPEAK YEAH WATCH THIS
i wanna be one of those people who does yoga at sunrise and drinks water out of mason jars filled with berries and twigs and shit
yeah that’s what i meant
Series 5 - Amy’s Choice
Was taking random pictures of my mother and this came out…pretty terrifying
Aloha Oe, Aloha Oe
E ke onaona noho i ka lipo
One fond embrace, a ho’i a’e au
Until we meet again.
how does one’s eyebrows and eyeliner slay so hard
AT THE SAME TIME
i feel personally injured by this makeup game
since I’m 18 now I had to call the hospital myself to get test results and I was simply planning on saying that I had a blood test last week and if I could get the results back but when the woman answered I said “I want my blood back” and hung up the phone, so I’m never trying that again